Single white female… 30s…soon-to-be-divorced, brown hair/brown eyes/thick thighs… tits that could suffocate a grown ass man.

Likes: reading, camping, long walks on the beach (I’m fucking joking), candlelit dinners (I’m fucking joking again), Netflix and chilling, music, fire, massive quantities of booze, eating until food coma ensues, cussing, Justin Timberlake, and sex…lots and lots of sex.

Dislikes: Tuesdays, veal, exercise  (unless it’s sex…lots and lots of sex), fuckboys, clingy people, bad Wi-Fi, Chris Brown, butt and back hair, The Duggars, nail files, and paying for water.

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