I feel like I've lost control. I think I'm trying to sabotage things with McDreamy. I get drunk. Too drunk, lately. And that's when I call or text him. And act like an idiot. And I'm not sure why. But... Continue Reading →


The Bird is NOT the Word

Sometimes things happen to me and I look around trying to spot the camera rolling. I mean, seriously. Why does this shit happen to me? Is someone playing a joke on me? Well, ha...ha... funny not funny. I have a... Continue Reading →

Tricksy Hobbitses

Hola, my bitchachos... it's been a while. My apologies. I know you all anxiously await my posts. It's ok, I am pretty awesome, after all. I don't know if I've ever posted about this before but I have kind of... Continue Reading →

Ohhh… yeah?

It's been about a month since I posted, and I apologize, my bitches. I've been all in my feels lately and I really cannot stand it. This guy has thrown me for a loop. Every time I see McDreamy I... Continue Reading →

Professionally Single

I'm four months away from being 36... I accidentally typed 26... *snort*... You're only as old as you feel. Amirite or amirite? I am surrounded by friends and family that are older (and younger) than me that are married or... Continue Reading →

Just a Guy in a Bar…

Dear McDreamy, It was October and I was signed up on numerous dating apps... in an endless cycle of swiping right (rarely) and initiating conversations with various (what turned out to be) boring men who lasted a week, maybe... and... Continue Reading →

Cats & Dogs

cat·call /ˈkatˌkôl/ verb gerund or present participle: catcalling -make a whistle, shout, or comment of a sexual nature to a woman passing by. The definition doesn't even sound appealing, does it? Then why do so many men do it? I've... Continue Reading →

How to lose a girl in 7 days

It's been exactly a month since I ended things with Crazy Matt. And let me start this by saying we lasted an entire week. That's usually the running time for most of my flings. Sometimes I don't even get past... Continue Reading →

Year of the Dick Pic

It's the thing that sends women running and screaming. The thing that makes most of us give up on online dating (dating in general, really). The thing that we all hate to receive and they know we hate it...but they... Continue Reading →

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