Bah. Humbug.

Hola bitchachos... It's been almost three months since I last blogged and I was all hung up on McDreamy... if I recall... I'd like to think that it's gotten a lot better since then. Sure, I get sad. I miss... Continue Reading →


I’m Fine

Miss me, bitches? I know you did! You're probably wondering what's going on in my slooty little world. You know, the same old... Going to the Pub on Friday nights and texting and/or calling McDreamy to meet me there. Only... Continue Reading →

Gimme That Can’t Sleep Love

What's up, my bitchez... Have you ever had insomnia? I honestly have not but this week as been completely horrible! I wish I could blame it on something like my period, hormones, stress... But, I really don't feel that stressed.... Continue Reading →

First of all. I apologize to my bitches for not posting in forever. I've been all up in my feelings and have been super selfish and all about me... which I guess isn't really that selfish? I'm doing me. And... Continue Reading →


I feel like I've lost control. I think I'm trying to sabotage things with McDreamy. I get drunk. Too drunk, lately. And that's when I call or text him. And act like an idiot. And I'm not sure why. But... Continue Reading →

The Bird is NOT the Word

Sometimes things happen to me and I look around trying to spot the camera rolling. I mean, seriously. Why does this shit happen to me? Is someone playing a joke on me? Well, ha...ha... funny not funny. I have a... Continue Reading →

Tricksy Hobbitses

Hola, my bitchachos... it's been a while. My apologies. I know you all anxiously await my posts. It's ok, I am pretty awesome, after all. I don't know if I've ever posted about this before but I have kind of... Continue Reading →

Ohhh… yeah?

It's been about a month since I posted, and I apologize, my bitches. I've been all in my feels lately and I really cannot stand it. This guy has thrown me for a loop. Every time I see McDreamy I... Continue Reading →

Professionally Single

I'm four months away from being 36... I accidentally typed 26... *snort*... You're only as old as you feel. Amirite or amirite? I am surrounded by friends and family that are older (and younger) than me that are married or... Continue Reading →

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